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Posted on 30th Jul at 3:50 AM, with 412,509 notes

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

It turns out studying is hard guys

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:50 AM, with 20 notes

companionofatimelord:

derinthemadscientist:

companionofatimelord:

derinthemadscientist:

companionofatimelord:

companionofatimelord:

I’m gonna do it

I’m gonna read Vegemorphs

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what the fuck

I knew sending you that was a bad idea

image

You literally sent it to me

And told me not to read it

What was the point in that

If you send it to me I’m gonna at least try

It’s like those people who glue coins to the pavement

Except vegetables

No but Derin you don’t understand

I’m the person that’s like “ooh shiny thing!” and I just go for it

That’s how you got me into this fandom in the first place

Alternamorphs AKA “CYOA written by somebody who has absolutely no clue how CYOA works” is shiny, you should try those.

At least one of the possible endings still bothers me to this day.

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:24 AM, with 57,166 notes
"The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful people who you love deeply, but they have internalized some really poisonous shit. So every once in a while they say or do something that really shakes you because you’re no longer totally certain they see you as a human being, and you feel totally disempowered to explain that to them."
(via cunicular)
Posted on 30th Jul at 3:03 AM, with 4,327 notes

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:02 AM, with 25,492 notes

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:01 AM, with 100,052 notes

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:01 AM, with 181,994 notes

kwason:

derinthemadscientist:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

derinthemadscientist:

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

But ‘were’ means ‘man’… 

It’s a phonetic pun dude, it don’t matter what it means, it’s all about the homophones.

It’s not a pun if the meaning of the word used to invoke the homophone bears no relation to the situation!

Dude. Do you get mad when people call cars “autos”? Because that just means ‘self’! CHILLAX MY SCIENCE FRIEND

I’d get mad if people tried to pun and called cares autos

But that’s not even the same thing; he turned into a wolf and said “I am a man”

He flat-out contradicted the situation

He should shift the other way

That is only true if you think being in wolf form nullifies his humanity.The pun does bear relation to the situation, because in wolf form the most salient matter is that he is also a man.

It would be more accurate if he transformed into a man, but then the problem is in phrasing it succinctly and the joke would probably be less funny.

Oh so you’re suggesting it’s more philosophical

He’s saying “it’s okay dude, I’m a man, I just have this condition”

Posted on 30th Jul at 3:00 AM, with 20 notes

companionofatimelord:

derinthemadscientist:

companionofatimelord:

companionofatimelord:

I’m gonna do it

I’m gonna read Vegemorphs

image

what the fuck

I knew sending you that was a bad idea

image

You literally sent it to me

And told me not to read it

What was the point in that

If you send it to me I’m gonna at least try

It’s like those people who glue coins to the pavement

Except vegetables

Posted on 30th Jul at 2:58 AM, with 2 notes

coloursfalllikesnow:

[10:08:43 PM] Sunflower: you know the ellimist is basically just a benevolent version of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
[10:08:50 PM] BRE∀K DOWN: dfkjhgdkhggh

Posted on 30th Jul at 2:55 AM, with 66,078 notes
"I lost respect when I learned of Gandhi’s body hatred and even more that he refused to have sex with his wife for the last thirty-eight years of their marriage (in fact he felt that people should have sex only three or four times in their lives) I lost even more [respect] when I found out that in order to test his commitment to celibacy, he had beautiful young women lie next to him naked through the night: evidently his wife - whom he described as looking like a ‘meek cow’ - was no longer desirable enough [to] be a solid test"

On Pacifism

-Derrick Jenson

(via fortalameda)

Yeah, Gandhi was an unbelievably selfish individual. My biggest reason for losing respect for him, though, was that he criticized the Jews for defending themselves against the Holocaust — he insisted that they should have committed public mass suicide in order to “shame” the Germans instead of fighting back.

(via freedominwickedness)

…. In order to shame the Germans?  WTF?  The Germans wouldn’t’ve been shamed - they’d’ve been thrilled to get their way so easily!

(via christinathena)

Gandhi’s exact words were: “But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs. As it is, they succumbed anyway in their millions.” He also wrote an open letter to the British people in 1940 telling them to surrender to the Axis even if it meant accepting genocide:

“I would like you to lay down the arms you have as being useless for saving you or humanity. You will invite Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini to take what they want of the countries you call your possessions. Let them take possession of your beautiful island, with your many beautiful buildings. You will give all these but neither your souls, nor your minds. If these gentlemen choose to occupy your homes, you will vacate them. If they do not give you free passage out, you will allow yourself, man, woman and child, to be slaughtered, but you will refuse to owe allegiance to them.”

(via freedominwickedness)

he was also anti-black (lost all respect for him after reading how he treated sub-saharan africans).

http://www.trinicenter.com/WorldNews/ghandi4.htm

read this. everyone needs to know gandhi’s “true colors”. 

(via cynique)

finally

(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

Ghandi was a pedophile, to boot.

(via bookishboi)

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE THANK YOU

I CANNOT FUCKING STAND THE WAY HE IS PORTRAYED 

HE WAS AN ABUSER WHO HIT HIS WIFE AND HIS DAUGHTERS ALSO

(via oliveseraphim)

i’ve reblogged this before but this version has even better commentary and sources so

(via fromonesurvivortoanother)

also he believed women shouldn’t fight off their rapists

(via teamfreewillxgraham)

His wife died from a treatable illness because he “didn’t believe in modern medicine”.

(via pancakesandplaid)

Yes and let’s not forget what he did to Bhagat Singh also.

(via whiteopinionsrwhiteopinions)

They do NOT teach you this in school

(via problackgirl)

its about time folks find out who the real gandhi is. He considered Blacks slave, inferior and dirty. He actually wanted the whites in south africa to continue apartheid as he compared Blacks to animals.

(via postracialcomments)

Gandhi was anti black. And that is more than enough for me to lose all respect for him.
Why do white people credit him with the emancipation of India while excluding the bomber rebels who literally scared away England; was it because he was a pacifist?

Or was it, like they did with Martin Luther King jr*, that they needed to falsely project another powerful minority figure to appear meek and pacifist so that other oppressed groups would think that non violence solves all problems when in reality it was the physical activists that brought emancipation.

"Don’t fight fire with fire" words that will damn you if you choose to adhere to them.

I would like all who read this to remember who controls the western school systems, who writes the history books, and who wants to stay in power. #STAYWOKE

*No disrespect for Mr. King, he was not meek and pacifist; though that is what they teach you in school.

(via susiethemoderator)

The partition between India and Pakistan was because of him (and Churchill).

(via vaachaal)
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